Yet, how is THAT gonna gitcha into Seventh-Heaven besides being whorizontally sinFULL??? Only 2 realms after our lifelong demise, sunshine... and 1 of em aint too cool.
Seriously, child, you best re-think your lifetime, earthling, and follow us as Jesus sed to Saint Andrew and his brother. Didjew go to mass today? ...or stay at your parents house doing the 'five-finger-handjob'??
Mortal sin which we're quite adept at, distorts and annihilates the perfection of our immortal soul; it sets-up obstacles to our salvation which if not removed, or at least greatly diminished by the time of death, may cast a human being into the Abyss o'Misery.
Thus, I'd suggest you do 2 things: 1. drop your lemming-like-life which is dead anyway, falling-offa-the-cliff like Jimmy Hoffa ...and 2. lead with your cranium to the Paradise which is ours! ...yet, few find the Larger-Than-Life Seventh-Heaven stretching4infinity.
Thus, find-out what RCIA means and join, dood: i DO NOT wanna see you go to Hell... yet, you may do so anyway precisely cuzza your own 'laissez-faireness'.
No, Pacman, eating-U.S.-up, you got it confused: Jesus doesn't ever condemn; YOU YOURSELF do by your indifference.
trustNjesus, earthling. ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS. Then, we can rise-up to greater heights forever N ever... surpassing our flimsy atmosphere. God bless your indelible soul.
ONE CHOICE ends in eternal death. ONE CHOICE ends in resurrection. Pick one.
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That's great.
Nice buttockzzz.
Yet, got Jesus???
Yet, how is THAT gonna gitcha
into Seventh-Heaven besides
being whorizontally sinFULL???
Only 2 realms after our
lifelong demise, sunshine...
and 1 of em aint too cool.
Seriously, child,
you best re-think
your lifetime, earthling,
and follow us as Jesus sed
to Saint Andrew and his brother.
Didjew go to mass today?
...or stay at your parents house
doing the 'five-finger-handjob'??
Mortal sin which we're quite
adept at, distorts and annihilates
the perfection of our immortal
soul; it sets-up obstacles to our
salvation which if not removed,
or at least greatly diminished
by the time of death,
may cast a human being
into the Abyss o'Misery.
Thus, I'd suggest you do 2 things:
1. drop your lemming-like-life
which is dead anyway,
falling-offa-the-cliff
like Jimmy Hoffa ...and
2. lead with your cranium
to the Paradise which is ours!
...yet, few find the
Larger-Than-Life
Seventh-Heaven
stretching4infinity.
Thus, find-out what RCIA
means and join, dood:
i DO NOT wanna see
you go to Hell...
yet, you may do so anyway
precisely cuzza your own
'laissez-faireness'.
No, Pacman, eating-U.S.-up,
you got it confused:
Jesus doesn't ever condemn;
YOU YOURSELF do by your indifference.
trustNjesus, earthling.
ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS.
Then, we can rise-up to
greater heights forever N ever...
surpassing our flimsy atmosphere.
God bless your indelible soul.
ONE CHOICE ends in eternal death.
ONE CHOICE ends in resurrection.
Pick one.
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